Man Buys 10-Year PlayStation Plus Subscription After Mistaking It for Crypto Wallet, Wife Files for Divorce AITA?
TL;DR: Some absolute legend thought "PlayStation Plus" was a new decentralized storage platform, dropped his life savings on 120 months of membership, and is now shocked that he can't access his "digital assets" through a DualShock controller. Wife left him, Reddit called him a "financial victim with main character syndrome," and Sony execs are laughing all the way to the bank. Bonus: he claims the 72 free games are "basically a loss" because he wanted to trade them for dogecoin. Absolute galaxy brain energy.