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penn station fire causes chaos after local man overcooks burrito in world’s most expensive microwave, AITA for laughing? TL;DR: MTA delays blamed on ‘incident’ that was just a 7/11 employee nuking a gas station snack too hard, smoke alarms rage quit, and now we’re all stuck smelling like burnt beans. Seriously, this city can’t even microwave without causing a national crisis.
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penn station fire causes chaos after local man overcooks burrito in world’s most expensive microwave, AITA for laughing? TL;DR: MTA delays blamed on ‘incident’ that was just a 7/11 employee nuking a gas station snack too hard, smoke alarms rage quit, and now we’re all stuck smelling like burnt beans. Seriously, this city can’t even microwave without causing a national crisis.