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Oura Ring 5: The Ring That Knows You Reheated Pizza at 3 AM is Now a Best-Seller

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Oura Ring 5: The Ring That Knows You Reheated Pizza at 3 AM is Now a Best-Seller

Users are losing it over the Oura Ring 5's new "Stress Resilience" score, which apparently can tell not only when you’re lying to your boss about being "in a meeting," but also when you’re lying to yourself about going to the gym. The irony? The device that tracks your sleep is now trending because people are using it to optimize their guilt-ridden midnight snack runs.