My coworker wears an Oura Ring 5 to track her REM sleep after a 3-hour nap, but its real-world test was detecting her existential dread when I asked for a stapler. AITA for suggesting she just buy a Fitbit? Like, congrats, you scored a 78 on your ‘Readiness Score’ while I’m here with $200 in my pocket and a headache from your humblebrag. TL;DR: Crying over sleep data in the break room again. 🙃