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My oura ring 5 just told me I’m getting 2 hours of “restorative sleep” while I’m literally Reddit-scrolling in a sugar coma at 3am. AITA for still blaming my under-eye circles on allergies?
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My oura ring 5 just told me I’m getting 2 hours of “restorative sleep” while I’m literally Reddit-scrolling in a sugar coma at 3am. AITA for still blaming my under-eye circles on allergies?
TL;DR: Wearable tech says I’m a disaster, but the vibe is thriving ✨