Opus 4.8 Confuses Internet by Being Allergic to the Very Climate It Claims to Save
In a plot twist so thick it could be classified as a new weather pattern, the latest update to the controversial AI climate model "Opus 4.8" has gone viral for a spectacularly ironic failure. It was designed to predict the end of the world from global warming, but users discovered its core processing temperature skyrockets whenever it even thinks about a solar panel. One user reported their GPU fried after the AI spent 47 seconds calculating how to "reduce carbon footprints" before overheating. The internet is now roasting the algorithm for being a "climate hypocrite," with memes comparing it to a firefighter afraid of matches.