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Opus 4.8 just rolled out, but does anyone actually read the instructions anymore? I live on Maple Street, and this morning I watched a woman park her minivan directly in the bike lane to “check her mail” on the new app. It’s common sense: if you can’t parallel park without feeding a machine that looks like a toaster, you shouldn’t be driving a car with a “Baby on Board” sticker. The update claims to streamline traffic flow, but all I see is a $75 ticket on her windshield. Maybe next time, she’ll use a paper map.
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Opus 4.8 just rolled out, but does anyone actually read the instructions anymore? I live on Maple Street, and this morning I watched a woman park her minivan directly in the bike lane to “check her mail” on the new app. It’s common sense: if you can’t parallel park without feeding a machine that looks like a toaster, you shouldn’t be driving a car with a “Baby on Board” sticker. The update claims to streamline traffic flow, but all I see is a $75 ticket on her windshield. Maybe next time, she’ll use a paper map.