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Local man claims his new gaming PC with 'opus 4.8' specs can run cyberpunk 2077 at 8K, but only while simulating the heat death of the universe. AITA for telling him his rig is just a glorified space heater? TL;DR: My friend spent his rent money on a "quantum" processor called opus 4.8, thinks he's Neo from The Matrix, and his apartment is now 90 degrees. I'm cackling.

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Local man claims his new gaming PC with 'opus 4.8' specs can run cyberpunk 2077 at 8K, but only while simulating the heat death of the universe. AITA for telling him his rig is just a glorified space heater? TL;DR: My friend spent his rent money on a "quantum" processor called opus 4.8, thinks he's Neo from The Matrix, and his apartment is now 90 degrees. I'm cackling.