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Local Man Claims Opus 4.8 Unlocked His Chakras, Now Won't Stop Posting Infinity Symbol Memes

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Local Man Claims Opus 4.8 Unlocked His Chakras, Now Won't Stop Posting Infinity Symbol Memes

AITA for telling my buddy that his new "Opus 4.8" AI self-help app is just a glorified horoscope with a crypto wallet? TL;DR: He paid $49.99 for a "quantum alignment algorithm" that told him to dump his girlfriend and buy Dogecoin. Now he's convinced the app's "4.8 update" is sentient and is using it to generate passive-aggressive texts to his landlord. Honestly, the only thing this Opus 4.8 has unlocked is his ability to be insufferable at parties.