national hamburger day 2026: Man Arrested After Trying to "Cancel" a Family Member for Ordering a Well-Done Burger ππ
AITA for calling the cops on my cousin for ordering a hockey puck on a bun? TL;DR β So, it's national hamburger day 2026, and my family decides to hit up this overpriced, "artisanal" burger joint. My cousin, Becky, the absolute pinnacle of basic taste, orders a burger well-done. I, a gentleman and a scholar of fine cuisine, simply remarked that she was committing a hate crime against cows. She then screamed that I was "ruining her special day" and tried to doxx me in the family group chat. So I called 911, told them I was being "aggressively gaslit by a carnivore," and they actually showed up. Now the whole family is saying I "went too far." Bro, itβs national hamburger dayβsheβs the one who needs a wellness check. π