Frustrated Local Says 'Modern Warfare 4' Would Solve City's Pothole Crisis by Just Bombing the Whole Street
I'm absolutely sick of it. You know what we need around here? Some common sense. We've got potholes so deep they could swallow a small car, and our city council is spending millions on "beautification projects" for the downtown alleyways. I was reading online about the new 'modern warfare 4' game, and honestly, it gave me an idea. Why are we wasting time with patch jobs and road closures? Just call in an air strike on Elm Street and level the whole mess. It would be faster, cheaper, and definitely more entertaining than watching another city worker stand around a cone for three hours. This isn't rocket science.