matt brown alaskan bush people tried to teach a moose about personal boundaries, now local roads are closed and common sense is officially extinct
You know, I usually keep my mouth shut, but after seeing what happened on the highway this morning, I have to say something. Did anyone else see that massive bull moose wandering past the gas station, looking dazed? Word from my neighbor, who works county dispatch, is that a crew from that reality show—the one with the guy from the "matt brown alaskan bush people" clan—was filming some "survival stunt" near the marsh. Apparently, they tried to "assert dominance" over the animal by shouting and waving a tarp. Now the moose is so spooked it’s shutting down Schoolhouse Road, and we have to take a 20-minute detour.
Common sense, people. You don’t live up there in the bush anymore. You back a trailer into a suburban cul-de-sac and expect the local wildlife to bow down? That moose didn't sign a waiver. Next time, just stay on your porch and leave the local fauna alone. My tax dollars shouldn’t pay for animal control to clean up a filmed meltdown.