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Matt Brown from Alaskan Bush People spotted working at a downtown Starbucks – what has this world come to when these TV "survivalists" can't even survive without a latte and a paycheck from a corporate chain? I swear, common sense is dead. Here's a guy who pretended to live off the land for years, and now he's turning up in a green apron while real Alaskans are out there actually chopping wood and catching salmon. This is the ultimate proof that reality TV is just a scripted joke. If you ask me, they should have left the Bush People in the bush and saved us all the drama.
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Matt Brown from Alaskan Bush People spotted working at a downtown Starbucks – what has this world come to when these TV "survivalists" can't even survive without a latte and a paycheck from a corporate chain? I swear, common sense is dead. Here's a guy who pretended to live off the land for years, and now he's turning up in a green apron while real Alaskans are out there actually chopping wood and catching salmon. This is the ultimate proof that reality TV is just a scripted joke. If you ask me, they should have left the Bush People in the bush and saved us all the drama.