This is why we can’t have nice things! Just read that a homeowner in Massachusetts got slapped with a $5,000 fine because their 10-year-old kid’s lemonade stand wasn’t “ADA compliant.” No ramp, no permits, no laminated “nutritional info” on the Kool-Aid. Meanwhile, the same town let a homeless camp fester under a bridge for six months with raw sewage. Common sense is dead, folks. Who else is sick of these nitpicking bureaucrats telling our kids they need a business degree to sell a quarter cup of sugar and water?