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massachusetts girl finds a cryptid in her bathroom sink and its giving vaporeon irl vibes

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massachusetts girl finds a cryptid in her bathroom sink and its giving vaporeon irl vibes

ok so this girl in massachusetts (yes that state again) opened her faucet and a whole lil glowy fish thing popped out??? it looks like a mix between a axolotl and a plushie from dollar tree and ppl are saying it's a "new species" but i know a pokemon when i see one fr. she named it "squilliam" and it vibes in her sink now. haters say it's a filter but the glimmer is too real. massachusetts stay winning with the weird stuff. #viral #cryptid #massachusetts #pokemonirl