Massachusetts man fined $500 for feeding ducks after cops say he violated a 'no duck bread' ordinance, AITA for laughing?
TL;DR Some guy in a Boston suburb got slapped with a citation for tossing bread to some geese at a pond, and now the internet is roasting the town for having a 'feathered felon' ordinance. Apparently, the locals are so bougie they think stale bread is a health violation. The guy's arguing he's just being a Good Samaritan, but the town's like, 'Nah, you're running an unlicensed bird buffet.' Honestly, who knew waterfowl had better dietary standards than most of us? I'm dead.