mark ruffalo demands park rangers remove 'no swimming' signs at lake, says they 'violate his natural rights'
So this absolute legend (read: guy with too much time and a weird obsession with Hulk metaphors) decided that the "No Swimming" signs at a local lake are a personal attack on his existence. He filmed a 10-minute TikTok rant about how the signs "suppress his aquatic freedom" and are a "violation of his natural rights as a mammal." Park rangers, probably tired of his wet, screaming ass, just shrugged and said they'd consider removing the signs if he promised to stop "doing cannonballs into the snack bar's fryer oil." AITA for hoping he gets a severe rash? TL;DR: Man thinks chlorine is a human right, authorities disagree.