Local Residents Furious After Madonna’s New Tour Van Cracks Historic Parking Lot—Where’s the Common Sense?
I can’t believe this. Our tax dollars are spent on maintaining the old town square parking lot, and now Madonna’s crew rolls in with a massive tour truck that’s literally splitting the pavement. I live two blocks away, and I heard the crack from my garden. The city’s response? ‘We’re looking into it.’ Common sense says if you’re a multi-millionaire pop star, you don’t park a 40-foot vehicle on century-old cobblestones. What’s next, her flying a helicopter onto the local soccer field? And her fans are all over Facebook defending it—’It’s for the show, it’s art.’ Art doesn’t leave potholes deep enough to swallow a Mini Cooper. I’m organizing a petition to ban any non-residential tour buses from the historic district. Enough is enough.