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Well, it’s official. Common sense has left the building. The Love Island cast is now reportedly demanding ‘privacy ambassadors’ to escort them through airports because fans dared to look at them in the departure lounge. Meanwhile, the rest of us have to fight for a seat on the budget airline with a crying toddler. Absolute madness. Bring back the days when fame meant you waved, smiled, and got on with your day without needing a security escort for a photo op.

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Well, it’s official. Common sense has left the building. The *Love Island cast* is now reportedly demanding ‘privacy ambassadors’ to escort them through airports because fans dared to look at them in the departure lounge. Meanwhile, the rest of us have to fight for a seat on the budget airline with a crying toddler. Absolute madness. Bring back the days when fame meant you waved, smiled, and got on with your day without needing a security escort for a photo op.