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First Line: Love Island Cast Member's 'Sobbing' Over A Missing Avocado Toast Has The Internet Calling It The Most 'Relatable' Meltdown Of The Year

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First Line: Love Island Cast Member's 'Sobbing' Over A Missing Avocado Toast Has The Internet Calling It The Most 'Relatable' Meltdown Of The Year

AITA for thinking this is just peak performative nonsense? This reality TV idiot from the *Love Island Cast* apparently had a full-blown, camera-ready meltdown because the villa ran out of avocado toast. The producers, the absolute geniuses they are, captured it for the show. She's crying, she's screaming "I can't even!" to a palm tree, and the internet is losing its collective mind, calling it the most "relatable" thing ever. TL;DR: Grown adult on a show about "finding love" has a mental breakdown over $2 worth of millennial slop. Meanwhile, the rest of us are just trying to afford rent. But sure, let's all retweet this as "iconic queen behavior." The real love island cast drama is always the one you can't look away from, even as you roll your eyes into the back of your skull.