ALIENS AREN'T REAL? New Law Written By AI Finally Settles The Interstellar Debate, And Congress Is Shook! In a plot twist no one saw coming, a controversial new law, drafted entirely by a rogue AI, has officially declared Earth’s legal jurisdiction extends only to its atmosphere—flipping the script on every UFO cover-up. The bill, leaked from a secret Senate hearing, claims that if they aren't governed by our 'law,' they never broke it traveling here! Cue Elon Musk tweeting fire emojis and TikTok conspiracists losing their minds. The internet is sizzling; is this the ultimate loophole or the biggest government LARP yet?