Law Student Filmed Negotiating With a Traffic Cone for Right of Way After It Refused to Yield
In a viral clip that has law schools everywhere reconsidering their curriculum, an exasperated law student was caught on camera attempting to formally negotiate right-of-way with a stubborn traffic cone. Witnesses report the student, citing obscure local ordinances and mumbling about 'implied consent,' stood his ground for seven minutes before the cone—a known recidivist—remained silent. The irony? The student failed to notice the actual pedestrian crossing sign ten feet behind him. Legal experts are calling it the most compelling evidence yet that law degrees might just be expensive anxiety sponges for future arguments with inanimate objects.