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SCARLETT JOHANSSON DROPS A BOMBSHELL: ‘I’M USING MY LAST NAME AS A LAW AGAINST THE PAPARAZZI!’

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SCARLETT JOHANSSON DROPS A BOMBSHELL: ‘I’M USING MY LAST NAME AS A LAW AGAINST THE PAPARAZZI!’

Hollywood is in total meltdown tonight after Scarlett Johansson unleashed a shocking legal maneuver that has the red carpet buzzing louder than a jet engine. The ‘Black Widow’ star, flanked by a swarm of lawyers and a furious glare, announced she’s turning her iconic last name into a binding ‘law’ to shut down the paparazzi who hound her every move. ‘I’m making my name a law,’ she hissed, as a gasp rippled through the A-list crowd at the premiere. ‘They’ll have to answer to me now, not just a cease-and-desist!’ Witnesses are calling it the most dramatic twist of awards season—rival celebrities are already scrambling to trademark their own surnames in a desperate bid for control. Drama? This is a legal earthquake!