'Local Man Named Hayden Haynes Accidentally Saves Entire Town from Mild Inconvenience, Now Considered Hero'

'Local Man Named Hayden Haynes Accidentally Saves Entire Town from Mild Inconvenience, Now Considered Hero'

So AITA for thinking this is peak humanity? TL;DR: Some guy named Hayden Haynes tripped over his own shoelaces, fell into a manhole, and apparently blocked a pipe that was about to burst and flood a Starbucks. Now the town's throwing him a parade like he's John Wick or something. I guess having the survival skills of a golden retriever puppy pays off these days.