Local Man Screams at Clouds as Guzman y Gomez US Closures Prove His Burrito Conspiracy Theory Was Right All Along
AITA for laughing my ass off at the Twitter meltdowns rn? TL;DR: everyone's fave fast-casual chain is shutting down US locations, and I'm supposed to pretend this isn't peak ironic. Bro, you can't just slap "authentic" on a menu and charge $15 for a tortilla with a sad amount of guac—the universe finally said "no cap." Now the comments are full of people asking "how dare they abandon the homeland?" after they literally expanded via the most soulless VC cash ever. Honestly, this is just Darwinism for burritos.