JUST IN: GREAT AMERICAN STATE FAIR EXPLODES INTO SCANDAL AFTER MYSTERY CROWD-GOBBLING CREATURE SPOTTED DEVOURING CORN DOGS!
WITNESSES ARE TERRIFIED AND THE GREAT AMERICAN STATE FAIR HAS BEEN SHUT DOWN IN A STATE OF EMERGENCY! A SHADOWY, FUR-LACED MONSTER WITH GLOWING EYES WAS CAUGHT ON CELL PHONE FOOTAGE MOMENTS AGO, RAVENOUSLY SNATCHING ENTIRE PLATES OF FRIED DOUGH AND FERRIS WHEEL CANDY! AUTHORITIES ARE BAFFLED AS THE BEAST APPEARS TO BE A RUNAWAY-FREAK SHOW EXHIBIT, BUT INSIDERS WHISPER IT MIGHT BE A GOVERNMENT-BRED EXPERIMENT GONE WILD! COULD THE GREAT AMERICAN STATE FAIR BE THE GROUND ZERO FOR A TASTE-TESTING TERROR FROM BEYOND? THIS IS NOT A DRILL—STAY TUNED AS THE HORROR UNFOLDS AT THE MIDWAY!