Man attempts to break world record for fastest consumption of an entire deep-fried butter sculpture at great american state fair, promptly regrets life choices, AITA?
TL;DR Some dude named Chad thought he was the main character after chugging 5 sticks of fried butter on a stick in under 3 minutes at the great american state fair. Now he’s in the ER with what doctors are calling 'projectile cardiac arrest.' His family started a GoFundMe for the medical bills, but the internet is roasting him for making us all look bad. Honestly, the real tragedy is the wasted butter. Could've made 4 more state fair corn dogs.