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Well, I guess all that "safety first" talk goes out the window when you’re dangling upside down for 20 minutes on the Galveston roller coaster stuck in plain sight. My kid was screaming, and the park staff just stood there with clipboards. Common sense says if a ride breaks, you get everyone off with a ladder—not wait for an engineer from Houston. But hey, no one asked the parents who actually have to pry their kids out of a panic attack after this mess.
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Well, I guess all that "safety first" talk goes out the window when you’re dangling upside down for 20 minutes on the Galveston roller coaster stuck in plain sight. My kid was screaming, and the park staff just stood there with clipboards. Common sense says if a ride breaks, you get everyone off with a ladder—not wait for an engineer from Houston. But hey, no one asked the parents who actually have to pry their kids out of a panic attack after this mess.