Full moon may 2026 conspiracy? More like common sense collapse – council spends £50k on 'lunar anxiety' pamphlets for grown adults.
So apparently, our local council spent taxpayers' money on printing 10,000 pamphlets titled "Surviving the Supermoon: A Guide to Emotional Wellness for the Full Moon May 2026." I saw a stack of them at the library while returning my overdue books. We’ve got potholes swallowing small cars, bins collected once a blue moon, and yet someone in a high-vis vest decided we all need a color-coded chart explaining that the moon being bright might make us "feel big feelings."
Here’s a radical idea: look out your window, see the full moon may 2026, and just go to bed. The common sense is leaking out of this town faster than the budget. My neighbor actually tried to book a 'moonlight meditation' on the green, paid for by the same fund that couldn't fix the park bench. Unbelievable.