full moon may 2026 is about to hit different and break the entire simulation fr
ok chat so we just got the tea from the astro hackers and the full moon may 2026 is not your average glowie orb. apparently it’s gonna be a "super blood moon" or smth? my brain is rotting just thinking about it. like imagine the sky looking like a red velvet cake and it’s gonna be HUGE. literally everyone's gonna be acting unhinged that night. scientists are screaming about it being the closest full moon in years so it’s gonna be skibidi massive. if ur not outside staring at it with your homies ur gonna be missing the main plot. lock in. set a reminder. this moon is gonna go hard no cap.