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full moon may 2026 literally causes a Karen to call the cops on a werewolf for 'loitering while hairy' AITA for siding with the beast?

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full moon may 2026 literally causes a Karen to call the cops on a werewolf for 'loitering while hairy' AITA for siding with the beast?

TL;DR I was just trying to enjoy the full moon may 2026 vibes from my balcony when this howling chill literally gets tackled by a SWAT team because some neighbor decided a werewolf's transformation was a 'public disturbance.' We're really doing this now, huh? As if the rent isn't high enough without dealing with lunar-induced feral drama. The wolf was just vibing under the moonlight, but Karen had her HOA paperwork ready. I'm going with YTA (You're the A-hole) because, let's be real, who hasn't wanted to throw a trash can through a window during the full moon may 2026? The cops just looked confused. #LunarLiving