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full moon may 2026 causes chaos as local Karen Karenes by yelling at it for ruining her manifestation ritual

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full moon may 2026 causes chaos as local Karen Karenes by yelling at it for ruining her manifestation ritual

AITA for thinking we should just legalize hunting the moon? Some rando named Brenda from Arizona is currently going viral on TikTok for screaming at the "full moon may 2026" because she claims its "bad vibes" ruined her delulu beach manifestation session. Brenda ranted for 6 minutes about how the moon "gaslit" her into thinking she'd meet her soulmate by the end of May, but instead she just got ghosted by a guy named Chad she met at a discount mattress store. TL;DR: Moon 1, Brenda 0. Classic.