Fox News Iran Report Spurs Local Freakout Over ‘Common Sense’ Pool Fences
Just saw the Fox News Iran segment on my feed, and now I'm losing my mind. They’re reporting that Iran is building underground drone bases, but our town council spent three hours debating whether we need a 4-foot or 5-foot pool fence. COMMON SENSE, people. While they’re drilling tunnels to attack our interests, we’re arguing about toddler safety gates. Meanwhile, my neighbor’s kid can climb our chain-link in five seconds. Priorities are absolutely backwards. Let’s focus on real threats instead of virtue-signaling over landscaping rules.