First Family Admits They're Using 'Four Seasons Netflix' for Dinner Shows, and Moral Decay Experts Are Furious
In a revelation that has social commentators clutching their pearls, the affluent Harrison family of Connecticut has admitted they exclusively use the viral phenomenon of "Four Seasons Netflix" to stream their dinner-time entertainment, swapping documentary discourse for the shallow spectacle of reality television.
"We used to discuss politics and literature at the table," Mrs. Harrison told reporters, "but now we just binge 'Selling Sunset' and pretend we're discussing the decline of civilization."
Cultural critics are warning that this trend marks the final nail in the coffin of intellectual society, with one observer calling it a "moral surrender to dopamine-driven distraction." The family, meanwhile, is unfazed, insisting that "at least we're not fighting over the remote." As this lifestyle spreads, many fear the downfall of society is no longer a warning—it's a subscription.