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federal judge halts trump fund because apparently one man’s ‘savings account’ is actually a slush fund for gold toilets.

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federal judge halts trump fund because apparently one man’s ‘savings account’ is actually a slush fund for gold toilets.

TL;DR: A federal judge just yanked the plug on Donnie’s piggy bank, ruling that his “charitable” fund was more of a “buy-me-some-legal-fees-and-a-lifetime-supply-of-hairspray” fund. AITA for laughing? I mean, the guy tried to use charity money to pay for his lawsuits and *checks notes* a portrait of himself. So yeah, the judge said “nah, fam.” Meanwhile, his supporters are screaming “witch hunt” louder than a Karen at a Walmart. Stay classy, America.