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SCANDAL Erupts: White House Denies Secret 'Celebrity Influence' Executive Order After Leaked Dossier Claims A-Listers Can Bypass FEMA

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SCANDAL Erupts: White House Denies Secret 'Celebrity Influence' Executive Order After Leaked Dossier Claims A-Listers Can Bypass FEMA

Washington is in absolute chaos tonight after a leaked dossier, allegedly from a disgruntled White House staffer, claims a new 'executive order' was in the works to fast-track disaster aid for celebrities with over 10 million followers. A source tells me, "The A-listers were furious about waiting in line with regular Americans for FEMA trailers." The White House is frantically denying the existence of any such 'executive order,' calling it a "fabricated scandal." But an anonymous aide whispered to me, "Look at who got their power restored first after the last hurricane—it's not a coincidence." Celebrities are staying silent, but the shock factor is off the charts. Did Hollywood hijack the government?