‘Executive order’ banning TikTok until people touch grass finally signed, AITA for celebrating the end of society’s attention span?
TL;DR: Our esteemed leaders finally dropped the hammer, signing an ‘executive order’ to nuke TikTok from orbit until users can name three trees. I’m over here popping champagne, but my Gen Z nephew called me a boomer. Am I the asshole for thinking we’d all be better off if they had to read a book instead of shoving a phone in their face during a funeral? Unpopular opinion: this is the best thing since sliced bread, but watch them bring it back in a day because the stock market cries harder than my grandma after a Reddit roast.