Dallas Apartment Explosion Blamed on ‘Cloudy, With a Chance of Bacon-Scented Meth Lab’
In what locals are calling the most aggressive scent marketing campaign in history, a Dallas apartment complex suffered a massive explosion yesterday when a resident’s DIY bacon-scented meth lab met a poorly placed air fryer. The blast, which launched a futon onto a neighbor’s car, was initially mistaken for a prank involving a giant whoopie cushion. Fire officials have confirmed that while no one was seriously injured, the smell of crispy pork will linger in the complex for weeks, leading to a surge in unsolicited breakfast delivery orders from confused DoorDash drivers.