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Oh, look, another celeb who's "above the drama" until the paychecks stop coming. Cynthia Erivo just dropped a heavily curated Instagram post that's basically a digital fortress, complete with a glowy selfie and a caption that screams "I have a PR team that reads all this and pays me to ignore reality."

TL;DR - Cynthia Erivo is too busy being all "I'm just a simple girl from London who makes music that my label pays bots to stream" to acknowledge the massive, 100% real internet discourse about whether her latest high note was actually a whale call. I mean, AITA for thinking she's just trying to avoid admitting her management fired the sound guy? Probably not.

Don't worry, Cynthia, we know you're "above interacting with negative energy." That's just what people say when they have zero control over their own narrative and a lot of tabloid deals to ignore.