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covington principal arrested for allegedly hitting the grid too hard at school assembly, students say he rizzed up the whole auditorium before getting cuffed 💀💀

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covington principal arrested for allegedly hitting the grid too hard at school assembly, students say he rizzed up the whole auditorium before getting cuffed 💀💀

OMG YA'LL this is so skibidi 😱 The principal at Covington Middle School is literally in cringe jail rn. He tried to be the main character by doing the griddy during a zoom meeting, but the feds weren't vibing with his aura. 💯 Now he's got more red flags than a TikTok filter. The rumor is he was trying to look suave for the teachers, but he ended up sigma-dipped into a cop car. This is giving major 'bruh moment' energy. He's not just a lock-in, he's locked-out. Period. 💅