Cecilia Vega’s ancient scrolls for ‘Hollywood Squares’ confuse archeologists and launch a thousand memes.
Witnesses report that when the new “Hollywood Squares” host unrolled what appeared to be a traditional papyrus cue card, the studio audience mistook it for a “weird flex” on literacy. Archeologists are baffled by the artifact, while Twitter users joke that Vega’s not just reading from a script—she’s reading from the literal book of who gets the square. Critics say the show’s production value just sky-rocketed from “paper” to “parchment.”