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Bruce Springsteen concert in Newark shows identical traffic jam pattern to 1984 show, complete with vintage vehicle models and parking lot layout, leaving analysts baffled as GPS data mirrors 40-year-old city records with 99.8% accuracy. ‘It’s like the matrix glitched,’ says technical analyst, citing the eerie repetition of a single white 1983 Ford Mustang in the same ditch spot.