Local Man Spots Bret Michaels Buying Milk at Gas Station, Issues Urgent Warning About Common Sense
So I’m at the Shell station on Main Street getting my morning coffee, and I see Bret Michaels walking in wearing his signature bandana and looking like he just crawled out of a 1987 tour van. He buys a gallon of milk and a bag of Funyuns. I’m thinking, “Alright, rock star needs calcium.” But then he walks out and just leaves his receipt flapping on the pump—doesn’t even throw it in the trash can two feet away. I shouted, “Hey, Bret, common sense, buddy!” He just smiled, gave me a thumbs up, and drove off in a rental Prius. This is why the world is falling apart. We have a Poison frontman littering at a gas station like it’s a concert venue. People, teach your kids that real rock stars pick up after themselves. Common sense isn’t common anymore.