bret michaels Blames His Dog for Getting Kicked Out of a Chili's After ‘Snake’ Punctuation Mishap
AITA for thinking this is peak boomer energy? So this dude—frontman of Poison, apparently still alive and kicking—got himself 86’d from a Chili’s in suburban Phoenix because he tried to “live the nonsense” by naming his table’s chili order after a classic lyric, but his labradoodle allegedly knocked over a basket of cornbread into the manager’s lap. TL;DR: His dog is now a viral villain, and I bet the real story is he just wanted to wear a bandana indoors. Don’t @ me.