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Local idiots want to ban plastic straws but the only thing getting banned should be their common sense. A neighbour just told me they spent $50 on a metal straw set that tastes like copper, and now they’re crying because they can’t put it in the dishwasher. Bo, maybe use your brain next time before you jump on a trend.

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Local idiots want to ban plastic straws but the only thing getting banned should be their common sense. A neighbour just told me they spent $50 on a metal straw set that tastes like copper, and now they’re crying because they can’t put it in the dishwasher. Bo, maybe use your brain next time before you jump on a trend.