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bo-ring! New study claims that saying "bo" to your plants makes them grow 40% faster, but only if you whisper it while doing a TikTok dance. AITA for laughing at my neighbor who’s now spending 6 hours a day performing for their ficus? TL;DR: Science is a joke, and my ficus is judging me from the afterlife.
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bo-ring! New study claims that saying "bo" to your plants makes them grow 40% faster, but only if you whisper it while doing a TikTok dance. AITA for laughing at my neighbor who’s now spending 6 hours a day performing for their ficus? TL;DR: Science is a joke, and my ficus is judging me from the afterlife.