Blue Origin Explosion Aftermath? My Neighbor's Trampoline Flew Into My Pool and Now Common Sense Is Dead
I don't care about your fancy space rockets, but this Blue Origin explosion debacle has my HOA in a tizzy. The sonic boom from their latest "anomaly" sent my neighbor's rusty trampoline flying into my inground pool. Now I've got fiberglass shards and what looks like rocket fuel residue floating around my koi fish. Police say it's not their jurisdiction, and Jeff Bezos's PR team isn't returning my calls. Meanwhile, the city council is debating a new "blue origin explosion ordinance" that taxes homeowners for potential debris cleanup. Can we acknowledge that common sense left the building when we started letting tech billionaires blow up the atmosphere for a photo op? My deductible shouldn't have to cover a space junk trampoline.