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Man child literally explodes his daddy's rocket because he was too bored to wait for takeoff, classic billionaire behavior

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Man child literally explodes his daddy's rocket because he was too bored to wait for takeoff, classic billionaire behavior

AITA for laughing at Jeff Bezos' super expensive firework show? Some rich guy's vanity project rocket (Blue Origin) decided to copy Elon's Twitter spaces and just... promptly exploded mid-air. Corporate simps in the comments are crying about "setbacks in space exploration" but we all know it's just a rich man's midlife crisis funded by exploited warehouse workers. TL;DR: boom goes the space dildo, Bezos cries into his gold-plated toilet.