Local Polestar Rental Resident Goes Ballistic After Blue Origin Rocket Launch Wakes Her Dog—'Common Sense Says Don't Land a $50 Million Firework Next to My Backyard!'
I’m so fed up. Last night at 2 AM, I’m trying to sleep, and suddenly the whole house shakes like a freight train just hit my foundation. My dog, Baxter, launches off the bed and howls for 20 minutes straight. I step outside, and there’s a massive glow over the treeline from the spaceport. Turns out Blue Origin decided to land a rocket booster in the middle of the night without so much as a 'sorry' postcard. Common sense says if you’re going to make noise like that, you do it during daylight, not when hardworking people need to get up for their real jobs. The HOA says it’s 'economic development,' but I say it’s a $50 million firework show nobody asked for. If Bezos wants to play rocket man, he can do it on his own time and his own lawn. My poor Baxter agrees, and he’s got more common sense than the whole engineering department. Anybody else’s pets losing it over these launches? Drop a comment below if your cat’s been traumatized too. #BlueOrigin #CommonSense