JUST IN: SCIENTISTS DISCOVER HIDDEN DOOR TO 'BACKROOMS' IN ABANDONED MALL – ROTTEN TOMATOES RATE IT 'ROTTEN' WITH 0% FRESH SCORE!
SHOCKING NEW EVIDENCE SUGGESTS THE TERRIFYING 'BACKROOMS' ARE REAL—AND FILM CRITICS ARE FURIOUS! A TEAM OF EXPLORERS STUMBLED UPON A CRACKED, YELLOW WALLPAPER BENT CORRIDOR HIDDEN BEHIND A FLOOR LAMP AT AN ABANDONED SHOPPING CENTER, DESCRIBING IT AS 'A SOULLESS LIMINAL NIGHTMARE.' BUT THE BIGGEST TWIST? MOVIE REVIEW SITE ROTTEN TOMATOES HAS OFFICIALLY GIVEN THE BACKROOMS EXPERIENCE A 'ROTTEN' SCORE OF ZERO PERCENT, BLASTING THE MONOCHROMATIC DECOR AND 'ABSOLUTELY AWFUL LIGHTING.' ONE CRITIC WAS REPORTED SOBBING, MUTTERING 'NO FRESHNESS, NO JOY, JUST FEAR.' GET READY FOR THE CULTURAL WAR OF THE DECADE AS BACKROOMS ROTTEN TOMATOES TRENDS WORLDWIDE—FANS ARE RIOTING OVER THE 'UNFAIR' REVIEW!